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The Cornhole Song

12 December 2008 25 Comments

Song available on iTunes:

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=269300920&s=143441

Cornhole is the tailgating game and ultimate “sport for spectators” that’s sweeping the US and soon, the world.

Thanks to the guys at AJJCornhole for the awesome Rhett&Link boards. Check ‘em out at http://www.ajjcornhole.com.

You can get YOUR OWN Rhett&Link board, or make your own personal design, at ajjcornhole.com. They accommodate just about any request!

Lyrics:
V1
Everybody used to call me unatheletic.
And grant it, my vertical leap is still pretty pathetic
But now I’m the champion on the tailgate scene
Eight bags, two boards, two holes–That’s all I need.
V2
Most sports require all sorts of skills
But I prefer the ones I can do while consuming meals
You gotta try it before you knock it. Try to name anotha sport to top it
where you can win with an open cold one in your back pocket
Chorus A
Corn (Corn) hole. Good for your soul.
Corn (Corn) hole. an olympic sport by two-thousand twenty fo’

V3
half way through the game we don’t remember the score
but we’re happy to start all over cause it means we get to cornhole more.
Who would-a thought that a couple a guys could
contribute so much to the greater good
just by cutting a little-ole hole in a piece a plywood!

Bridge
there’s a void in my soul
shaped like a cornhole
i love it so much–from this moment on
I’m changing my name to Don Cornholeone!

Chorus B
Lead: Corn (Corn) hole. Good for your soul.
Backup:
(Everybody was) Cornholin’ Bag-throwin. it’s good for your, good for your soul and
The man with the boards is a man never bored. I say.
(Everybody was) Cornholin’ Bag-throwin. it’s good for your, good for your soul and
good for your back and better for image
no pressure, my brotha, cause it’s always a scrimmage
I’m tailgating. Party-making. I’m throwing my sacks and there’s no debatin’
this has got to be the greatest sport ever invented
there’s a hole over there– i’ma throw my bag in it.

Duration : 0:2:45


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25 Comments »

  • Dooche1 said:

    haha this is pretty …
    haha this is pretty dope. corngratulations!!

  • nmsfballchmps44 said:

    if u guys have seen …
    if u guys have seen the comments decreased since cornhole season.. haha no one is intrested in it in the winter lol but i still love the song its amazing

  • wheelieguy said:

    Why isn’t this …
    Why isn’t this video on CMT?!? Maybe if you got Taylor Swift to sing and/or dance in it? That would put this video over the top. Rock on Rhett and Link!

  • TheWildcatWarrior said:

    The almighty …
    The almighty cornholio!

  • nrweaver92 said:

    this is the …
    this is the greatest song i’ve ever heard i’ve listened to it like 70 times you guys are awsome.
    peace out juggalo nick

  • wearedoctor said:

    hahaha my uncle …
    hahaha my uncle loves this game! he totally got me into it. we call it corn toss though…cornhole is a strange name..

  • Kodi666Rocker said:

    I AM CORNHOLIO! I …
    I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE

    lol. This song is cool! =]

  • shadowfrail1 said:

    Dang that hit at 2: …
    Dang that hit at 2:10 must of hurt!

  • JustCrys1903 said:

    I can’t get the …
    I can’t get the lyrics anywhere…lol….so that I can give then as a gift!!!

  • jennaboo1210 said:

    i’ve been saying …
    i’ve been saying cornhole for the longest time.
    i never thought it was a real thing!
    haha :]

  • pop1290 said:

    what was with those …
    what was with those people at the end with the bean bags

  • prepskate8 said:

    yeah right dick head
    yeah right dick head

  • XantherBlaze said:

    Bring it on …
    Bring it on Everyone Lets Cornhole your mom

  • getcrunkfilms said:

    that was an amazing …
    that was an amazing song. I hope im enterd in the creativeness contest for Supernote cause it would be amazing to win a theme song from you guys. you are awesome singers! great job! Make some more! :)

  • boognish1975 said:

    my dad was the one …
    my dad was the one who invented corn hole

  • motepelao said:

    this is the video …
    this is the video that got me started on rhett and link. Good times.

  • coco1015w said:

    lol! poor link
    lol! poor link

  • fender19000 said:

    The corn hole song …
    The corn hole song i am the founder of corn weasel

  • HomemadeSoundEffects said:

    How did you make …
    How did you make the arm come out of his chest? I have a greenscreen program, but I don’t even begin to pretend I could do that! Nice job as usual guys.

  • Gondus said:

    so ill get my …
    so ill get my earlobe bitten off in 63.2 seconds?….LMAO yes…i did just calculate this.

  • Laughingstockrecords said:

    Dear Rhett and Link …
    Dear Rhett and Link,
    Fabulous song, touches me deep down.
    Dr. Elmo

  • tjhack said:

    OMG this rocks, so …
    OMG this rocks, so does Cornhole!!! Cornzilla, Cornholio.. you fellas are the best :) ) (NO it aint baggo, sack toss or any other -anine name!)

  • Qwest9428 said:

    My stomach …
    My stomach hurts-I’ve been rolling for about an hour. Where do you get the crazy idea’s. I have to take a day off of work to recoperate. WAY TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lionheart638 said:

    Wow this has got to …
    Wow this has got to be one of the greatest songs ever. By the way, how did you guys manage to do the walking towards the camera with everyone throwing bags at you guys with a straight face?

  • Halo3Informer said:

    this is a true …
    this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really? works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd

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