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30 August 2009 One Comment

okay so it all started at blaze’s billiards in west warwick like a month ago. my 36 year old aunt, by marriage, decided to wear a button down shirt and keep only 4 buttons closed. so you could see her bra and everything. and she was dancing on the pole there. absence of despair and astrela was playing that night(2 local bands i’m friends with). she decides to give tyler, from AOD, a lapdance. he’s 16(like me) by the way. and she grinded on nick, who’s 17. now, i didn’t see her give the lapdance cause i was outside with my boyfriend. but she had been dressing gross and saying perverted things a lot before then and it was beginning to piss me off. so i told my mom and she ended up telling my uncle, her brother. so what happened was we went to see another local band, scare don’t fear, at lupos on june 12th. and while we were there my uncle was texting me the entire night asking all these questions about what happened. so i was trying to keep their marriage together that night. so she ended up getting pissed at me and decided to tell me that she can’t go to anymore shows because it pisses off my uncle. well that didn’t stop her before so why should it now? which, obviously, it was bullshit because she went into hot topic a few weeks ago and talked to frankie, the lead singer of SDF. so i was talking to frankie and he told me that she told him that she’ll be going to their show next week without me with this girl ashley who rides at the barn here. ashley is 18, she’s fat and not very pretty at all. so frankie, naturally, tells me. she’s been hanging out with ashley a lot till like 3am and what not to basically attempt to replace and get back at me. so then she decides to bring aod and astrela here and not even tell me. so i told my uncle, who was pissed. he flipped out on her. which did nothing obviously because last night she went to see AOD without me at the blue building with ashley. and my uncle knew about it. he’s a ******* idiot. he needs to get rid of her useless ***. she pulls the suicide card on him when he threatens to leave. but it wouldn’t be a loss without her and she won’t do it anyways. people who threaten it, don’t. and she obvioulsy has something wrong with her if she says that. i just feel bad for her really. that ****. but anywho, so her status on facebook right now is, “haha i win.” it’s like… grow up.. ferral. keep in mind that she’s 36. she is a ******* pig. i hate her so much now. and if she tries to say that i’m betrayed her after all she’s done for me it’s bullshit cause she didn’t pay for any of the tickets, my uncle did. so she can eat my cornhole. (:

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  • Drewkule said:

    Well, I apologize in advance, but, frankly, it sounds to me like one of Jeff Foxworthy’s famous “You Might Be A Redneck” jokes…
    If yore 36 year old aunt likes to pole dance half-nekkid at the local billiard hall and gives lap dances to the 16 year old members of the Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band that plays there… YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!

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