Ive Heard If You Push A Painkiller Up Your Cornhole It Works Faster, Is This Correct?
25 September 2009
21 CommentsMany drugs can certainly be absorbed this way. The French seem hooked on taking medication this way, and many more of their drugs are available as suppositories.
Standard pills should not be used in this way, but drugs like doclofenac are available as suppositories and these work nearly as fast as intra-muscular injections.
They are called suppositories and yes they work quickly
Hahahahahaha as if !!!!!!
What’s a cornhole.
Ewww…. But no it doesn’t work. Trust me my friend is a doctor.
if you mean a supository then yes it can work faster, is there any reason why /?
It is purely dependent on the medication, but many are absorbed well and quicker through the intra-anal transmucosal absorption method. (just sounds better than corn-hole and I can charge more if I use words like that).
In patients who were unable to take pills, I was able to have many drugs compounded at a chemist and made into a suppository. Opioids are generally well absorbed through the intestinal mucosa, and there are some manufactured analgesic suppositories available. These are generally absorbed quickly and have a more rapid onset of action than those taken through the upper gastro-intestinal system. On average an onset of 15 minutes compared to 45 minutes.
This of course is not meant to suggest pushing capsules and tablets into the improper orifice.
apparently there are pain killers for the said orifice they are called suppositories.
Yes, it’s true of some medicines, and is a lot easier than finding a vein to inject into.
yes it can do
Yes it works but remember to hold your cheeks together tight while it slides up.
False,the stomach has to break it down so it can get in the blood stream ,The only way a medication can be used in ythat area is it has to be in a suppository form then it melts and enters the body,example a baby with fever would be much easier to treat this way as opposed to trying to get them to swallow a pill.
No it doesn’t work any faster. Do you put your trebor mints up there too to make them last longer?
HAHAHA yes i think so, just make sure its the right kind of painkiller, you dont want to be pooping out parracetamol tablets.
It certainly wouldn’t work for me I would fire them out like bullets
Some would dependant on the type – some tablets are absorbed by soft tissue, so those type would be effective quicker. I would check with the French which work best, cos apparently its quite common there.
Hahaha!
Yeah the trick is to push it up as far as it’ll go, push it out and THEN eat it.
They are faster to get into ur bloodstream, but they have to be a suppository as they dissolve a normal aspirin wont work, worth a try though
I’ve never heard of a cornhole. My doctor once prescribed some suppositories for me, but for all the good they did me I might as well have stuck then up my bum. (or should I say cornhole?)
i think i’m an insomniac (i havent sleept in 5 days) would it do me any harm if i started snorting horlicks?
let me snort some more and ill get back to you about that one…
not a normal tablet it wont as its not designed for administration in this way. if u get a suppository as is more common in europe than in uk then yes it will work faster, its particualry useful if u are sick as it will still be able to work. if u want a painkiller to work fast but taken orally then have a soluble version
Give it a go & see what happens!
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